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[–] 32 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Gentlemen this is democracy manifest!

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    John Pinette:

    “You no come here any more! You scare my wife!”

    https://youtu.be/oRo6DCvJWIU?t=149

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I would not go quietly. After receiving this note, I would go full Mr. Creosote.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    The fuck? It's all you can eat for X dollars and I paid the fare, you should've factored fat fucks into your profit margins! I'd be so mad my murderous instincts would start creeping up... but that's nothing a couple of dumplings and cheap Napolitan ice-cream can't fix! 😅

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    The sign said all you can eat!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    how can you get cutoff at an all-you-can-eat?

    That's their whole promise!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Look, it's not "all you can eat." It's "all you can eat."

    "You" is not the subject noun, it's "all." You refers to the group of people. The buffet is open to the public, and any paying member of the public may eat. Your honor, the phrase has been misinterpreted all along. It was never about allowing any one person to eat until they no longer can, but about allowing any paying customer to eat the food offered at the buffet.

    I rest my case.

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