Human waste management systems in a nutshell.
Out of sight, out of mind.
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Literal shit post
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North Korea Style
imagine walking down the street and a bag of dog poop falls on your head
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Ugh fucking corpos stealing my ideas, I've been flinging baggies of dog poo into the sky since 1996.
Fling and forget!
The poo dropped right on someone's car.
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Removed from the environment.
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I kinda want this. Half of me is laughing just from the idea, and half of me is disgusted by the concept and myself for even entertaining it.
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This is an inferior product compared to my patented Catapoop^TM^ and Trepooche^TM^
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I absolutely hate dog poo bags. People will bag the poo the just toss it on the side of the trail. FFS you’re just adding plastic to the poo and making it worse. I would rather just have poo all over the trail instead of hundreds of plastic bags filled with poo 10 feet from the trail.
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What happened to the good old putting it into a paper bag, put the paper bag on one of your enemies' front entrance, set the paper bag of fire, ring the door bell, run away, and watch from a safe distance?
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This really is a shitpost.
Oh, I already see people pestering poor sales reps about it...
This was done on the TV show, The Last Man on Earth.
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Just need some Va-poo-rize instead.
This is a gag gift, right?
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But we already have the tie it to a bush because I'll totally come back for it method
I prefer Fulton Extraction personally..
I don't recall the trade name, but my uncle had a service that utilized Laserdiscs to remove poo.
It was a huge upgrade from his Beta Max.
Send it back into nature! I love it!
I cannot stop laughing at the first photo with the dog looking like it's actually watching the flying poop go up. What even lol
"And that's how I got the house to Paradise Falls. "
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