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[–] 45 points 11 months ago

sleepy Joe was all projection as usual

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  • [–] 38 points 11 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 24 points 11 months ago

    America’s least woke president

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  • [–] 18 points 11 months ago

    Nobody stays awake like me. Nobody. I am tremendous at it. Everyone says it. Even the fake news people. Some people say I am the best in the world at staying awake. I have millions and millions of awake hours, and the greatest stamina.

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I wish it would just happen already.

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  • [–] 16 points 11 months ago

    If he died in his sleep on live TV in the middle of these cabinet meeting tugjobs, there would still be people who believed that the Clintons killed him, but it would be way fewer than otherwise.

    I hope Joe Biden outlives him. Just to spite everybody who said that Biden was too old and senile but never pointed that same criticism at their old and senile blob.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago

    As long as he's asleep he cannot post even more ridiculous nonsense.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    Of all the times in history to believe shapeshifting reptilians are hiding out, nobody has anything to say about this lizard eyed fuck?

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    I think the gold spray paint he covers everything in is off-gassing and giving him low levels of carbon monoxide poisoning.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    I started a game last week where I take a shot anytime he’s awake. I haven’t cracked the bottle yet

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Maybe Melania has sleep apnea

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    Dude looks like a fucking corpse

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    Have a little nap and don't wake up

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