Japan has 3 writing systems and this comic seems to be conflating Katakana and Kanji together as "stabby", leaving Hiragana as "adorable". All of them are (long ago) derived from chinese, but only the Kanji still look similar.

I would have introduced Chinese first, and then in the Japanese panel present the stabby and adorable ones both being attacked by flying contraptions. (And a few floating around the korean one, too)

It’s really cool - it was deliberately designed with the goal of improving literacy.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hangul

Most of those scripts have names that are not the labguage names. There katakana, hiragana, and kanji for Japanese, there's hangul for Koreanz etc.

First time I saw my Filipino wife crying laughing:

How to tell Asians apart.

Was scared shitless to show her that.

His Thai impression sounds just like the Thai announcer for ONE fighting championship

It's like Georgian characters sewn together

Not fair, that is a medical document.

Latin cursive can be just as bad: https://imgur.com/WKPaFYf

Butts

Burmese or elvish.

https://youtu.be/yGQ5PuJb2y8

Dravidian?