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[–] 8 points 11 months ago

Landlords fear the apartment carp farmer.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    Glug glug, buy me!

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    [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    It will get 3 dollars

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Gee Johnny, I don't have a dime.

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    [–] 4 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    "Didn't ask for a dime.... Two dollars. Cash."

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    "Now listen here, you little shit: You didn't create the manufacturing base that produced that enameled bathtub with your little non-prehensile pectoral fins, nor did you purchase or install it. You're in my tub, and you owe me more than two fiddy in rent, buddy!"

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    Think I'm being catfished here...

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    Stardew valley fish be like

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    That's fair. I have no idea what that other asshole is talking about.

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