"Didn't ask for a dime.... Two dollars. Cash."
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"Now listen here, you little shit: You didn't create the manufacturing base that produced that enameled bathtub with your little non-prehensile pectoral fins, nor did you purchase or install it. You're in my tub, and you owe me more than two fiddy in rent, buddy!"
Think I'm being catfished here...
Stardew valley fish be like
That's fair. I have no idea what that other asshole is talking about.
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Landlords fear the apartment carp farmer.
Glug glug, buy me!
Sold
It will get 3 dollars
Gee Johnny, I don't have a dime.
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