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[–] 104 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"Fish monger says you're insane if you don't eat fish."

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  • [–] 68 points 11 months ago

    AI could be a few orders of magnitude more useful than it is now and I still wouldn't use it because I don't trust the people on the other end of the chain.

    This is not a debate about efficacy for me, it's a matter of trust. Easy for NVIDIA to tell their employees to run their AI. But I can't afford to trust an agent of a corporation to integrate itself into my life in that way.

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  • [–] 61 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    "You're insane if you don't eat candy!"

    • The man who sells candy
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  • [–] 45 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Oh they're starting to get panicky I think. This bubbles going to burst hard.

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  • [–] 45 points 11 months ago (10 children)

    hey jensen, if ai can do a n y t h i n g, then why can't it turn profit?

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (7 children)

    ... Not that I like that guy, but he's running one of the most profitable businesses ever...

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago* (3 children)

    he's raking money now, but his continued success depends on his customers turning profit from ai, and buying his chips forever, and what cannot continue has to stop. vc money can't paper over this financial burn pit indefinitely

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  • [+] 2 points 11 months ago* (1 child)
  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    all of these brainrot as a service chatbots are subsidized by vc at 10x rate give it or take, it's not economical to use them now even for things like call center and definitely won't be after vc money dries out. massive influx of cash into capex by the same just papers over recession that you out there already have and graduate unemployment is one of its facets that isn't masked this way

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    [–] 37 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    that sounds like what an INSANE person would say.

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  • [–] 29 points 11 months ago

    OK. Cool. Let me know when we get actual a.i. instead of whatever the fuck you're peddling right now.

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  • [–] 21 points 11 months ago

    Pickaxe seller says you’re insane if you don’t join a gold rush in a fully exhausted area

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  • [–] 21 points 11 months ago

    Jensen should use AI to breathe for him

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  • [–] 21 points 11 months ago

    Something I learnt from very early age. If a corporation wants you to do something, for your own good, don't.

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  • [–] 20 points 11 months ago

    ohhhhhhh this is a big indication that people should not be using AI

    when has a corporation saying "use our tech or you are dumb and your life must suck" ever been true?

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  • [–] 20 points 11 months ago

    Weird. Why would the ceo of nvidia say that. I don’t get it. Must be true.

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  • [–] 17 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    You could not convince me that these shit heads are actually using this crap for anything. They’re so entirely full of shit.

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  • [–] 17 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    That guy uses AI to fuck his SO?

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  • [–] 15 points 11 months ago*

    Complete buffoon

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  • [–] 14 points 11 months ago

    He’s right. His workers and their livelihoods absolutely depend on prolonging the bubble. what will happen to ai/nvidia stock prices if retail investors start to realize that even the people who stand to financially gain from ai adoption still don’t want to use it? Those workers are going to blow the scam that feeds their families. insane.

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  • [–] 14 points 11 months ago

    I'm a complete lunatic and proud of it.

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  • [–] 14 points 11 months ago

    "You're stupid if you figure out things for yourself! Let my stuff figure out things for you!" /s

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    I've always thought creative people were just on the borderline of insanity. That's what makes them so creative.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    It's true. The thing is, we used to starve them, it helps limit their insanity, this is where the trope of the starving artist comes from. Letting these creative people on the borderline of insanity gain access to billions of dollars has pushed them over the edge. They have completely lost it, their insanity is spiraling out of control. This was a terrible mistake. They must be bankrupted, for their own good.

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    CEOs are not creative. They pay other people to do that.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I don't know, they're pretty creative when it comes to squeezing the populace and the planet for profit.

    You know, the same way Buffulo Bill's skin suit was a creative outlet.

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Lawyer says you should get a lawyer. Plumber says you need a plumber.

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    AI, please create a new Nvidia corporate logo, taking strong design cues from the Enron logo.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago*

    See the coffiezilla video on his second channel.(voidzilla) where he talks about nvidia and enron. Nvidia isnt like enron, they are more like cisco during the dotcom bubble :)

    In short : nvidia has something ( infrastructure ) while enron had nothin except baked air. Cisco during the dotcom bubble also had infrastructure, and was pushing hard to sell that, but when the bubble popped they had hardware but not use for it anymore

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago

    "Replace CEOs" mysteriously absent from list.

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Can't wait for the bubble to finally pop...

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago

    Has he tried asking AI on how to get everyone hooked to AI?

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago*

    Nvidia CEO says you're "Insane" If you don't outsource the act of thinking to AI owned by big tech assholes.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago

    Person who can't spell says you're insane if you don't use spell-check

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago

    I already knew that. I’m on meds for it.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    You jest, but chatbots are essentially that. Don't doubt for a second that as soon as it becomes viable to satisfy users physically like that they won't hop on that train immediately and slap a subscription on it.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    Alrighty, I’m insane.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    I like my brain functional, thank you very much.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    Pssht, as if I weren't insane before "AI" even existed.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    I wonder if he benifits from that comment

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    Goat gardener says "You're insane if you don't plant cabbage".

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    This is just marketing. It's not aimed at us anyway, we're not setting up antire data centres to run AI.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Insane? What an idiot. He clearly thinks everything is digital.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    That's a bold angle of attack.

    But it loses its effectiveness when it sounds a bit shrill.

    What was that he was saying the other day about not being another Enron?

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    Guys - It was a JOKE.

    Nvidia CEO - "You should use AI for everything!"

    Me: "OK, here's AI telling you that's a stupid fucking idea."

    Too subtle for some folks I guess...

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    I guess the joke was too subtle.

    Nvidia CEO - "You should use AI for everything!"

    Me: "Great, here's AI telling you that's a stupid fucking idea."

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    Jennie, I was insane long before the ELIZA-clones reared their ugly heads.

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  • [–] -1 points 11 months ago

    Yikes this is an extremely one sided opinion piece. Valid criticism loses its edge when any hope of objectivity leaves the chat. Let's step back.

    Imagine this for a minute. There's a ficticous company that makes gold mining equipment. There are workers at this company that are very public about their views on shortcomings of gold. Maybe even loud about the fact that it's not the end-all be-all. The workers refuse to invest their futures on the success of gold and encourage others not to as well. The CEO hears about this. Should the CEO commend them?

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