Where else am I supposed to do it? It's the only place that has great acoustics for my Latin chanting.

After a particularly potent evening of farts, someone whose identity I will protect had their ass dubbed "the gates of hell". I can imagine this hanging in their bathroom.

If you know a better place to call up a Golgothan, I'd love to hear it.

And don't say "Oh, but the sewage treatment plant is right there", those fuckers wised up fast and now everyone carries high potency air freshener. Damn shit-monsters have one weakness, and it's something we mass produce. Don't go down the Fecalmancy route, it's shitty.