“Instrumonstrosity” is great.
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Isnt this guy in Mario 64?
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Piano-man, piano-man. Does whatever a piano can. Falls on crooks from real high. Squishes them. Kills those guys.
Look out. He is the piano-man
I need to know if there are still real estate novelists in this universe.
Either this comic is very very old and someone stole the lyrics without crediting then, or they stole the lyrics without crediting someone.
The rhyming style sounds so much like the Gruffalo :)
I don't know if this is the place for this, but god damn is the original Billy Joel song cringeworthy. "Making love to his tonic and gin", something absolutely nobody ever says (it's "gin and tonic"). "Talking to Davy who's still in the navy" is another example of mangling shit to fit the rhyme scheme. And it's all just a song about how awesome and better-than-this he, Billy Joel, is ("man, what are you doin' here?").
Would be the most lyrically embarrassing song of all time if not for "We Didn't Start the Fire".
Edit: I guess this is not the place for this lol.
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