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Oh mate, may I introduce you to the Magdalene Laundries?
Microwaving newborns is generally frowned upon.
But if you never truly sin, you render Jesus' sacrifice meaningless. Make it count!
I feel like this would be classed as an 'Unsportsmanlike conduct' by the offense, resulting in an automatic bye into the afterlife.
In Catholicism, isn't murder considered a mortal sin that confession doesn't absolve?
Mortal sins are those that must be confessed or you're screwed. If you die with some venal sins on the books you might still be ok, but not mortal.
According to Catholics, all sins can be absolved through confession, repentance, and penance. Suicide is a problem because you don't have the opportunity to do this, that's why they say all suicides go to hell.
The list of mortal sins is kind of funny (not ha ha funny). It's mostly boring stuff like not going to mass or sex outside of marriage but then murder is just mixed in with those. And like the commandments, rape is not explicitly mentioned.
Venal sins are cool, got it. What about anal sins?
What if you can’t remember all of them
How long does it take to absolve oneself of suicide using confession etc? Could you use a slow acting incurable poison to kill yourself but then immediately repent?
Not to say that it would be a pleasant experience.
Childrens Limbo
AFAIK it has been retconned.
Hate it when someone new gets a hold of the lore and has to change it up.
I finally got the rules for Catholicism 6th Edition.
Fun fact: Everyone goes to purgatory when they die. You don't see the sorting hat to be placed in Heaven or Hell until the rapture.
Depends on the denomination, I think. Dunno about others but for Orthodox Christians the soul goes to heaven(or gets to be judged by God, actually) after 40 days because that's how long Jesus took to ascend after his death.
I mean, not that any of it is true, but the rapture shit was made up way later than the "original" text. It's fan fiction essentially.
The common description of what the rapture is, is what came later. The bible does indeed talk about armageddon and the return of Jesus Christ. The idea people are just gonna be pulled into the sky is the non-biblical part.
Well yeah, I've read the majority of the King James bible. I guess you could count me as a Christian for several years, because I was in a church until I wasn't forced to go. Revelation is definitely the most interesting part that was included in that version.
For my branch(es) of evangelicalism growing up, purgatory simply wasn't a concept.
Purgatory was one of the big issues that started the Protestant reformation in the first place.
Bunch of hell-bound papists in this thread, got it. For what it's worth, I'll speak up for y'all with the big guy, but...I don't know that he'll listen. You know, in light of everything.
I'm such a degenerate, I saw evangelicalism and thought it was a religion for neon genesis evangelion.
yeah but like, would time flow linearly there? why doesn't God just keep the souls on ice and thaw them when ready?
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