Correct

Counterpoint to 1: Your microbiome is massive. You are constantly emitting bacteria. It surrounds you in a cloud like Pig Pen from the Peanuts comics. The reason you have different bacteria on your face and balls is not because they can’t get from one place to the other; it is because they can’t survive/compete there.

If you’re still hung up about your own towel, have you ever considered the implications of oral sex? How is it too whatever to intermingle your own bacteria upon yourself, but it’s perfectly acceptable to subject your partner to an even more invasive bacterial exchange. And if even that extent of biome crossover was sufficiently meaningful, why doesn’t my face smell like pussy yet?

What about the bacteria in the towel?

If you are using certain sections of a towel specifically for certain body parts, you dont know what germ theory is.

Counterpoint to 2: I'm just paranoid

this, if anyone os worried about the hygiene of towels, that means they aren't confident on their shower.

if you're clean it doesn't matter if your dry yer anus first.

I have always used the same towel for everything but I do realize now that I pick the towel off the rack and place it over my head the same way, making it so my head gets dried with the "top" of the towel legs with the bottom, and it gets put back on the rod the same direction. So it is possible the ball section of the towel never touches my face, that said... I wouldnt be worried about it anyways. I'm not exactly scared of balls, and they aren't naturally acidic and even a vaginas acidity (~tomato) level, isn't dangerous for our skin.

Do women dry their balls first or last?

I assume you do, in fact, encounter crack at that point.

Any time I think I'm mentally fucked up, and for sure I am, I see stuff that at least makes me feel better about myself.

Their junk is a bigger hazard if anything. My penis ain't leaking blood or mucus most of the time.

Ladies, do you have a special towel to dry your ass crack?

I guess it's the whole internal vs. external thing

You would be shocked how bad most people are at cleaning themselves. They think just being under running water is enough or only wash upper with soap and the "rest runs down and gets washed"

Been washing my balls n ass since junior high and guys would look at me like I'm insane when i mentioned i shampoo downstairs, is how i came to find out most of them don't even do basic soap let alone scrub down there

Exactly

Washing your ass is also gay.

All day one of your balls is touching another one of your balls. If your balls are gay, you're as gay as they come.

You lost, Reddit boy?

I always put the tag in the top left corner holding it up. Otherwise the same.

More people would upvote this but theyre still doing laundry

Also four sides and four corners. Use this information with wisdom and not foolishness.

You use a fresh towel every day?

Luxury is drying your folds with a blow dryer in winter.

That's a thin sheet of woven asbestos and you know it