This is the worse timeline ever

Norwegian here. I can still hear the gasping from the laughter of the nobel committee in Oslo. And I'm on vacation abroad.

“They’re dying, Russians and Ukrainians. I want them to stop dying. And I’ll have that done — I’ll have that done in 24 hours.” -Trump, May 2023

When a leader in any capacity promises something, you expect them to deliver.

Pakistan is playing some 5-D chess, here. Butter up the raging narcissist by flattering his ego, in the hopes that he backs down on Iran or risks losing his Nobel prize nomination.

Smart. He actually might fall for it.

I sincerely hope once this fucker keels over we never have to hear from him again.

As as to be said somehow literally every time these headlines are published, nominations for any Nobel prize are kept secret and announcing that you've submitted a nomination if anything makes them less likely to be accepted as it harms the nomination by harming the image of the nominator. Anyone can say they've nominated anyone for a Nobel Peace Prize and they can't be proven or disproven for 50 years.

Oh and "Pakistan" can't nominate anyone for a Nobel Prize. All you need to be a nominator for the Nobel Peace Prize is to be an elected official or a university professor, but you do have to be a person. The likely of a headline not bothering to distinguish between a person and their 250 million people nation seems to increase linearly with distance east from the Greenwich meridian.

https://www.nobelprize.org/nomination/questions-and-answers-about-the-nomination-process-for-a-nobel-peace-prize/

Please remember this when that Norwegian 'scientist' nominations Trump or Elon or whoever in October like he does every year.

That's some smooth manipulation right there. He just complained that he should have won it and they slyly nominated him. Expect lots of great favors for Pakistan going forward.

I nominate him from the biggest diaper filler.

Nobel committee knows that if they pick him, it would tarnish the prize.

I'd like to nominate him for 20 years in prison.

They've got that ass-kissing down now, don't they!

The Nobel Peace prize really is the turd of all medals

Trump helped secure Pakistan-India ceasefire last month, preventing a broader conflict between the two nuclear

No he didnt, India has already said it was talks between India and Pakistan and Trump had zero to do with it.

In other news, I hereby nominate my butt for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Oh this aged like sour goat milk.

Fits right in with Obama, lord of drones.