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Furryosa says "You are NOT washing your hands today bitch." (lemmy.today)
submitted 11 months ago by to c/cat@lemmy.world
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Why does hers gotta bully me like this‽

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[–] [S] 15 points 11 months ago (1 child)

To anyone worried, I went to the kitchen and used Ajax.

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    • [–] 10 points 11 months ago

    Just grab the ENTIRE cat and give relentless affection ☺️

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    [–] 8 points 11 months ago

    Just let her clean you with her scratchy tongue. 👅

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    [–] 6 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    This is when you give pets instead

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    • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Dangereous spot to be calling me a bitch but alas, I am still powerless.

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    • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    She's still the cutest Kitty

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    [–] 5 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    We love Furryosa! So smug ❤️

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    • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    She's getting so big! 🤍

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    • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    Furryosa may say “no”, but the intrusive thoughts say “yes”

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    She has taught me that, if I value having my blood inside me, to not let the intrusive thoughts win.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    I can't tell from the photo but if your sink turns on by lifting the handle, use a broom and then RUN!

    Can be done if they twist open but is harder...

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Experience tells me there's a 50/50 chance the cat just... sits there, getting soggy.

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