Don't try to wash your hair with real poo.

It won't clean your hair.

(And you'll need a lot more shampoo after you try.)

(In order to clean all the real poo out of your hair.)

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[–] 16 points 11 months ago

Shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I wish to subscribe to more sham facts

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    [–] 5 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Read instructions and washed hair with poo 10/10 would not recommend

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    It’s lather, rinse, repeat.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    I followed the instructions... I lathered, then rinsed, then it said repeat, so I lathered, then rinsed, then it said repeat so I lathered and then rinsed and it said repeat...

    I haven't left the shower is 35 years....

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    The barman put a shamrock in my pint of Guinness.

    It broke my teeth. Turns out it was a real rock.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    If you have to ask and question about this ....

    .... then we also have to remind you not to remove your teeth to turn them into paste

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    If shampoo is not fake poo, does that mean it is then real poo?

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    Shampoo is better. It goes on first and cleans the hair.

    Conditioner is better! It goes on after and makes rhe hair silky and smooth!

    Shut up, swan!

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    Billy and Mandy moment

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    Okay Hawkeye

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