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I bet it's a conspiracy (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago by to c/raccoons@lemmy.world
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TranscriptionIs rabies real or is it a vast government conspiracy aimed at stopping me from cuddling raccoons?

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[–] 17 points 11 months ago (4 children)

There's a vaccine for rabies so you can cuddle all the rabid animals you want.

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    That’s how they microchip you, duh.

    /s

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    • [–] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Easy solution, get vaxxed

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    • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Do not fear the water. I hear it's a pretty terrible way to go.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

    Squirrels don’t fear the water,
    Nor do the mice, chipmunks, or rats!
    (We can be like they are) Come on, baby
    (Don’t fear the water) Cuddle this raccoon
    (Don’t fear the water) You could very well die
    (Don’t fear the reaper) Raccoons are my jaaaaaam!
    La, la la la la
    La, la la la OW!

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    • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    I'm pretty sure it's safe to cuddle raccoons as long as you shoot them first

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