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I bet it's a conspiracy (lemmy.world)
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TranscriptionIs rabies real or is it a vast government conspiracy aimed at stopping me from cuddling raccoons?

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[–] 7 points 11 months ago (1 child)

Do not fear the water. I hear it's a pretty terrible way to go.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

    Squirrels don’t fear the water,
    Nor do the mice, chipmunks, or rats!
    (We can be like they are) Come on, baby
    (Don’t fear the water) Cuddle this raccoon
    (Don’t fear the water) You could very well die
    (Don’t fear the reaper) Raccoons are my jaaaaaam!
    La, la la la la
    La, la la la OW!

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