Someone please explain what is going on. I have no clue what this is.

I was there Gandalf, 3000 years ago at the beginning of the internet, when the words tubgirl and goatse were uttered in hushed tones. I was there when the will of man failed.

Do not cite the deep magic to me witch. I was there when it was written.

Where is the ring?

Manager: hands have thumbs. Add thumbs.

Artist: but you wouldn't be able to see the thumbs from this angle. It would look weird if the thumbs were visible.

Manager: I didn't ask for a geography lesson, Plato, add thumbs to the damn image.

...

Artist: there, thumbs. See? It looks completely wrong.

Manager: Yeah, that looks stupid.. how could you produce something so low quality? Well, we're out of time now so I sent it to the printers anyway.

Did anyone see...

Not sure it ever had a name. Just something on Rotten I suppose. Anyway, it haunts me to this day much more than Goatse.

Lower back pain, and the rest of that whole region.

It all started with that smile... that damned smile