Shhhh no talk only die

Yeah, we already have more than enough to ruin the world.

A truce has been reached between the forces of AE-X11 Musk and the virtual consciousness of Jeff Bezos as they vow to unite against the tribal council of the former Russian Federation to secure the remaining oil reserves in the desert plains of the Antarctic continent

If there’s only 200K people left, everything is going to be fine … for them.

Human population now being only 0.00025% of its peak, their greenhouse gas emissions are now insignificant, so, the planet is now finally recovering, fast.

Edit : obviously I'm not a writer.

200K?

Hey everyone, check it out, this guy still has some optimism left!

daily temps are between 35-45°C

Not in Russia. :D

Doesn't need a lot of oil to upkeep a population of 200k humans though.

Venezuela has the world’s largest oil reserve

Is THAT why we have an aircraft carrier off the coast?

They've got oil and they're NOT sharing it with rich people?

Winter is coming.

More like perpetual summer

Not for much longer, given the current events.

This could be a good thing for venezuelan fishermen.

And the reason why they got bad hombres on boats these days.

And Trump is flexing the military at them.

Kind of like a runaway diesel.

To be fair, the antarctic continent wasn't always at earth's southern pole, it was at a lower lattitude, so implying the overall earth temperature is why it wasn't covered in ice is less significant.

And then an immediate ice age!

We? Bring them behind the shed in my back yard and 'we' won't have this problem.

I'd happily eat some long pig to reduce the overabundance of whiny bitches with money.

Hey what is this we? Don't bring me into this. It's always the same few assholes at the top doing it all

Add this to the list of "problems the wealthy make sure we don't solve."

We should make a song, death..death to the O.I.L.... Same tune as Bob Vylan did in Glastonbury.

I fear it's rather death for, or death by oil for us.

The consequences aren't a secret. Look up the Planetary Solvency actuarial report from earlier this year, for starters.

Fun fact, though you may have known. Arctic basically means "of the bear" because of the northern position of Ursa Major (bear constellation, also the Big Dipper). Antarctic means "not of the bear". Because of how words work, it's also Arctic = "north" and Antarctic = "anti-north".

This comment just made me shudder, it sounds too real

Assholes can roll coal for a century.

Hate to break it to you but Russia isn't the only member of the petroleum industry.

We have been cooked for a while. I don’t think there’s anything after well-done, except burnt.

Billionaires caused this

Well done and approaching burnt quickly.

Not if the regressives have anything to say about it.

I mean, it's arguably always better to not entirely deplete something, even if you don't "need" it.

That being said... Ughhhh