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[–] 153 points 11 months ago (6 children)

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  • [–] 32 points 11 months ago (5 children)
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  • [–] [S] 33 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    HA.

    I Think I did the math right

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  • [–] 111 points 11 months ago (22 children)

    I don't know which one I want it to be more

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  • [–] 108 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    "Technically it's not bestiality if only the horse got off." -MAGA probably

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  • [–] 18 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    If the horse legitimately doesn't want it, the horse's body has ways of shutting that whole thing down.

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    But, then MAGA would judge trump as a beta cuck, who engages in sexual activities but isn't allowed to get off.

    Hey, I don't make the rules. I barely understand them. These are their rules, but no matter how you slice it, they'll have to move the goalposts to justify sleeping with a horse.

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  • [–] 65 points 11 months ago (14 children)

    Probably Bill. Trump sucking off a horse wouldn't hit MAGA as hard as "being gay" I think. Most MAGA have probably had similar experiences with farm animals

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  • [–] 47 points 11 months ago (13 children)

    Queue in MAGA going on the defensive saying who doesn't want to give their homies a blowjob

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  • [–] 25 points 11 months ago (7 children)

    And then doing it on a live stream to show how it's completely normal.

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  • [–] 47 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    didn't a alr right nazi shoved a dildo up his arse on live stream to "own the libs"?

    yhea, it happened

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  • [–] 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Yep, that was what I was referring to. I'd be okay with them sucking each other off to show how normal it is for Trump to do. If they want to deep throat a horse on show as well, so be it. As long as the horse is okay.

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  • [–] 30 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Is this bet on Polymarket yet?

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  • [–] 26 points 11 months ago

    sometimes a cigar is just bill clinton

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  • [–] 51 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    All the pieces are falling into place

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    Wait is this true???? Because last I heard there was something specific in the emails that said basically “no, not bill”

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    The whole thing is probably a joke about how if Trump went to prison (they were talking about the movie "Get Hard") he'd end up blowing "Bubba" (which was a common joke name for a big scary convict who rapes other convicts) and Putin would end up with photos of such an occurrence (because Putin's Russia collects blackmail material). But I'm happy to see MAGA freak out over the Bill Clinton thing! 😆

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (9 children)

    How much did you get paid to say this? Was it Bill or was it a horse?

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (8 children)

    LOL, as if. You'll be pleased to hear I'm still broke as hell.

    As much as I'd love to believe the horse/Clinton assumption is true, I just can't convince myself that Trump has ever given oral to anybody.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago* (2 children)

    Yeah, he's not, like, a giver in that way lol

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Someone clearly hasn't seen the video of him interacting with Guliani in drag. Dude loves musicals, was a TV star for years, and his most notable personality trait is being a catty bitch. There's 1,000% a world where that zesty ass MF did that shit

    There is of course also an extremely boring world where that email was just Epstein's brother making a joke because Trump and Clinton used to be close and that's all it is. This is the Least Funny Timeline and I hope we don't live here.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Epsteins's brother made a statement that it wasn't Bill. He didn't say 'it was all a joke' or anything like that - just that the bubba that trump had blown wasn't bill.

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    [–] 8 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    This generation's Enumclaw incident.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Enumclaw

    isn't that where that lady on disability won the telephone pole juggling contest

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    No it's where Mr hands got penetrated by a horse and died.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    There's a good chance Mr. Hands is a different person.

    (Seriously, don't get penetrated by a horse anally, just get a horse dildo so you're not at the mercy of an animal that does not understand consent! Also animals can get traumatized by sex, they usually don't enjoy it, so don't have sex with them!)

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    Mr. Hands the US president.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    "Bubba", little known, is the plural of the singular "Bubba".

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  • [+] -7 points 11 months ago (1 child)