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[–] 111 points 11 months ago (22 children)

I don't know which one I want it to be more

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  • [–] 108 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    "Technically it's not bestiality if only the horse got off." -MAGA probably

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  • [–] 18 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    If the horse legitimately doesn't want it, the horse's body has ways of shutting that whole thing down.

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    But, then MAGA would judge trump as a beta cuck, who engages in sexual activities but isn't allowed to get off.

    Hey, I don't make the rules. I barely understand them. These are their rules, but no matter how you slice it, they'll have to move the goalposts to justify sleeping with a horse.

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  • [–] 65 points 11 months ago (14 children)

    Probably Bill. Trump sucking off a horse wouldn't hit MAGA as hard as "being gay" I think. Most MAGA have probably had similar experiences with farm animals

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  • [–] 47 points 11 months ago (13 children)

    Queue in MAGA going on the defensive saying who doesn't want to give their homies a blowjob

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  • [–] 25 points 11 months ago (7 children)

    And then doing it on a live stream to show how it's completely normal.

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  • [–] 47 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    didn't a alr right nazi shoved a dildo up his arse on live stream to "own the libs"?

    yhea, it happened

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  • [–] 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Yep, that was what I was referring to. I'd be okay with them sucking each other off to show how normal it is for Trump to do. If they want to deep throat a horse on show as well, so be it. As long as the horse is okay.

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