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[โ€“] 15 points 11 months ago (17 children)

And now it's officially my birthday.

Had a great night out with friends and heading back to zonk out with Fluffball.

Fuck yeah โค๏ธ

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  • [โ€“] 9 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽˆHappy Birthday to you,

    ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽHappy Birthday to you,

    ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚Happy birthday to Simon,

    ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐ŸพHappy Birthday to you!

    Hip Hip Hooray Hip Hip Hooray!

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    [โ€“] 11 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes!!!!

    Glad I went out last night, got a real taste for it again so will be doing so as much as possible and kinda glad I get today to myself to reflect.

    Very chill โค๏ธ

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  • [โ€“] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (9 children)

    Starting my rag now or soon, I can tell because I feel so, so tired. I napped yesterday, got a full sleep overnight, but still had to nap again today.

    I hope I get a call back from that job tomorrow. I humbly request crossed fingers and toes, the knocking of wood, and praying for mojo, for me ๐Ÿ™

    Edit: thank you everyone!! ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ

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    [โ€“] 10 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Feeling pretty ok aside for coughing up solid things. Still faintest double line on test, in I guess it's WFH tomorrow. Almost have enough brain to deal with this terrible hybrid Moon Sharks film boyo has found...

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  • [โ€“] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Been a while since making cheesy garlic bread.

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  • [โ€“] 9 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Just finished with the kids' birthday party. They had kids toys in the room I didn't even know about so they had a great time immediately.

    I think the parents enjoyed it too because we didn't have a strict plan and it was just an excuse to hang out at this park with a massive play equipment in the morning.

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    Jimmy Barnes came to Australia when he was 5 years old and still has a Scottish accent. My husband came here when he was 12 with very little English yet when I met him at 19 not a hint of anything other than an Aussie accent. Not even that weird lebo one that some have adopted even though they've lived here their whole lives.

    I don't understand why some people keep (involuntary) their accent and some don't.

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Scots accent I reckon is particularly durable. Back in the 70s, one of my lecturers at uni had been born in Mildura and lived here all his life, and still had a very thick Scots accent in his 50s. He did grow up in an enclave of only Scots immigrants that came here for religious reasons and all were very close socially. Eric Bogle (another singer/songwriter) came here as a young adult and kept his accent all his life despite a long performing career. I guess that this accent is not socially shamed or corrected might explain its persistence. Also the Scots were immigrants to Australia from very early on so they didn't get so much of the 'They're coming to take our jobs" prejudice.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 11 months ago

    "that weird Lebo one" lol, I heard it as I read that sentence and I hear it all the time. I seem to recall that around the time of the whole Wogs Out Of Work/Wogboy phenomenon there were a lot of young people I knew of varying Mediterranean backgrounds who did the same thing.

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    I have a dentist appointment tomorrow. Just a check up and clean. I have never had the laughing gas from there. How do I get them to give it to me?

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 11 months ago* (3 children)

    Tell them you'll pass out if they use a needle due to a severe phobia.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    What needle? I'm getting a clean.

    I don't think I need any fillings but if I do, bang I'll strike then.

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    [โ€“] 8 points 11 months ago*

    Ooh metro tunnel opens 30 nov! I got a sneak peek ticket last month for State Library station, itโ€™s huge and really well designed. Felt like I was in another city. Keen to check out the other new stations.

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Marge! And it's pissing down. So much for my gardening plans for today.

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 11 months ago* (1 child)

    Melbcat went in the other room and cried. I went to her and tried to get her to lead me to what she neededโ€ฆ

    But when I picked her up to carry her back to bed she started purring. She wanted to be held.

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

    Sleep โœ…๏ธ

    Groceries ordered โœ…๏ธ

    Term deposit at new bank applied for โœ…๏ธ

    Coffee drunk โœ…๏ธ

    Dog walk โœ…๏ธ

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Iโ€™ve just had my first accusation of being an AI bot. This is so interesting

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Last minute organising for the Young Seagoons coming here.

    I'm nervous and excited. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿฅน

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 11 months ago

    Donโ€™t wanna do houseworkโ€ฆ slowly getting internet poisoningโ€ฆ but donโ€™t want to go outside.

    Sigh

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    my rotund son is so cute ๐Ÿ˜

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    I'm fading. Time for bed.

    I hope everyone has a great night!

    โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Somebody is having a very poor bbq! I shall therefore get out me Irish Barstard, and maybe some German Kunt also

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 11 months ago

    Another walk and a few chores. The black cat was lying around so we had a chat.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    I am suffering post night shift jetlag and finding it very difficult to resist the idea of chocolate pudding.

    I did get some good sorting done in the sewing room, it's nearly at the stage I can start sewing again. Lots more sorting still to do though. The study is also looking a bit better. It would be great to have one bigger room for both instead of two small rooms, but this is ok.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    What are you planning to sew?

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    All The Things!

    First projects will be some alterations, hemming some jeans and things like that. Then a couple of basic zippered wash bags. Then some pjs, some tops and dresses, some jumpers etc. etc. I've spent far too long thinking about thins I want to do, collecting the materials, then not actually follow through. So I need to start actually making things and getting the stash to a more reasonable level. But I have enough fabric and things to last me for many years, it will be an ongoing project. It's been put to the side for bit with moving and then getting the garden ready for summer.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Wevver about to turn nasty. Buckle up folks, and hang on to your horses doovers.

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    [โ€“] 4 points 11 months ago

    So much of housework and tasks in general are just small jobs that take a few minutes, but there are so many and must be done in order

    i'm getting pooped

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 11 months ago

    I gave in and made pudding. Chocolate self saucing pudding. This one turned out extra fudgy, very yummy.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
    ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    All the breakfast please chef. I'm hungry.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Who hurt you Keith? Who hurt you ๐Ÿ˜ข

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