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[–] 131 points 1 year ago (3 children)
  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Well, who knows? The next one could be a 10 day war, or maybe less. We should really just count any pause in ammunition exchange as an end to a war, there's enough Champagne Adderall to go around

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  • [–] 71 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    So Israel gets 12 hours to fire indiscriminately?

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  • [–] 63 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • [–] 43 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    Why would he sign it with his name and function and why would he put it in caps? So many questions.

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  • [+] 25 points 1 year ago (5 children)
  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Bigger is better and rich text formatting is beyond his comprehension. Otherwise it would be bigger.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)
  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago

    MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Wow. I'm surprised he was able to do this! I had no idea that trump was flexable enough to suck his own dick!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (5 children)

    He has men to do that for him.

    Top men

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Does that make trump a bottom bitch?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Oh shit I was making an American Dad reference lol but yeah that works

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    American Dad

    Is there a different version of the joke, that follows on from Indiana Jones?

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Guy reminds me of a high school bully, again. He just hit someone and quickly declares the fight done when the teaccher is looking, hoping to score points and not be hit back.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Whatever, Donakd. I’m just glad you didn’t start WWIII. Now STFU for a minute.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    "You have been delivered PEACE. Act accordingly or prepare to receive MORE PEACE!"

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    Hmm… I can’t help but think of the Cuban Missile Crisis when I see the words “The 12 Day War”, which no one was gonna call this.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Please die already trump for the sake of all of us.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    "peace, but I already started shooting at you so let me finish that real quick instead of stopping"

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Somehow he has the uncanny ability to make everything about him

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)
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    What a terrific beautiful deal. People are calling it the most beautiful deal they’ve ever seen. He should go to a field in Tehran and make JD hand him an award for it.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Yeah I heard that read on the news and it was like. wow. I mean I get obama did not always make the best decisions but man he and trump are just polar opposites. From speaking, to dressing, to lifestyle, to race, to body type. I mean I can't think of anything that is not just similar but like not polar opposite. Im sure someone will come up with policy opinion that takes a broad brush to similarlize some decision but for who they are. wow. I hate this.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    This reads like an AI generated Search Engine Optimized article

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