This is completely different!

However, as a manly army of manly men, we'll need a banner. Let's say one colour per man flavour, in horizontal stripes : red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple. And since we are very proud of our virility we should organise some parade of this pride (name to be found).

Good job. Let's reward ourselves with a nice evening at the hammam.

They've invented the binary spectrum. It's definitely gender-binary, but it's also a spectrum!

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

i would never date a Ligma. my last bf was a Sugma and that was bad enough

What's ligma

I am going to use this if a situation ever arises.

Sigma male always sounded to me like autist/adhd tbh

Alpha are attention seeking narcissists.

Gamma males are males that turn into a big green rage monster when they get angry

Because clearly the graphic was made by someone intelligent (/s).

And afaik omega used to be last

Alpha being LinkedInLunatics and jocks being betas says A LOT about the type of guys who'd buy into this chart. Oh and Delta looks the most working class, which again, says a lot about who made this chart. Gamma is either the rocker types or maybe just implies effiminate liberal men? Either way, the men actually likely to get laid without paying for it. Omega is supposed to be a nerd, which is not what the typical incel actually is. Sigma is.....hipsters? James Dean or Fonzie? The AI that likely made this seems as unsure about the classification system as I am. And yes, the order being wrong aggravates me too.

This feels like a specifically middle aged cope of the original cope (which definitely had jock Chad alphas and breadwinner beta cucks)

What kind of kid picks out grey or khaki clothes?

I guess the people who identify themself as " male" don't bother about books much.

/ the new Meyers-Briggs Personality Test. It's literally an ego toy, something you use to enhance the narrative that you tell yourself about yourself.

We truly are approaching equality among the sexes!

Well obviously I’m the Samantha Male.

Wow, hit me right in the gen-x doomer with a nice sense of humor.

Nice shot.

Is the weird uncle the kind that has the odd, yet cool hobbies. Like how people sorta don’t understand having a homebrewing hobby, but will readily accept free homemade beer? That guy?

Cause I don’t see me in there either

Pick greek letters and assign them to those guys! This is clearly collaborative world building. Im sure they'll appreciate this.

Crowley is a sigma male.

I'm pretty sure you could do the whole image with various David Tennants, or for bonus points with all Doctors.

I have a theory that there's a growing market for third space gaming lounges. All those empty office spaces could be converted to row couches and TVs with Gamecubes.

The market was never large or mainstream enough before when gamers were just nerds. Now? I think there's a calling for a public living room.

With proper male role models in charge, ones with cool confidence who don't react to misogynist/racist/transphobic/etc jokes. Who express empathy toward others, and who can instruct these guys on communication and problem solving tools. Not to "get chicks," but to empower themselves for their own sake.

Basically, it has to be run by men who can show them what being a man actually requires.

That's why they all consider themselves to be alphas. Because they aren't functional or stable enough to be release candidates.

This needs far more upvotes than it has. Maybe people aren't familiar with the correct pronunciation of that letter?

Good catch. Though, I'm not surprised that anyone memeing for the manosphere doesn't know the Greek alphabet.

All they really know is that "Beta" comes after "Alpha." And maybe that Pi is in there somewhere.

ETA: Upon further scrutiny, they also put Omega before Sigma, even though there's the phrase, alpha to omega.

Alphabetical ordering, I assume. Just not the right alphabet.

Because D comes before G, duuuuh

God I want these chuds to continue to get flashbanged by Omegaverse/ABO content. Going to sleep happy tonight knowing a manosphere-bro is about to find an ABO mpreg fanfic about their favorite CEOs written by a single woman in her 30s and just implode at the idea of women writing that stuff. That and the fact that AI will flag terms like "alpha male" as 18+ 🤭

Omegle