If this is true it will be the funniest goddamn thing in US history.

At this point I feel like it's totally plausible that the real reason he's fighting so hard to keep the Epstein files locked away is not because they implicate him in the sex trafficking of underaged children but rather they reveal that he engaged in gay sex with his now political rivals.

what have I missed

He did have a a strange obsession with Arnold palmers dick too

Turns out Trump really was saying "Buttery Males"

So I definitely missed something here but from the memes I'm gathering there was something in the Epstein emails that implies that TACO gave Clinton a BJ. Do I understand that correctly?

What the absolute fuck did I miss?

So when Donnie Tee brought out all of Bill's sexual harassment victims to his debate with Hillary, was it because they were all in the same club?

Putin has photos to hold over drumpf's head for this. 100%! It's literally the only thing that could potentially break the hold he has on those MAGAt morons.

Either their hatred for Clinton will freak them out. Or... they will mental gymnastics the whole thing and suddenly blowing some other dude isn't a bad thing to them anymore. I mean most of em seem closeted anyways so maybe it will be good for their tiny little brains?

First queer president 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈