Fun Fact: The number of teats on sows varies.

Source: I worked in a piggery.

Things I desperately want to send my husband but would trigger immediate divorce.

Why is jimmy from king of the hill a pig?

Swallow and be merry 🙏

No, I'm good. Thanks

I am starving, brother.

I think I've overcome my insecurities suddenly. if this is the alternative, conservative levels of confidence it is!

*teats

I'm busy actually sorry

This should be NSFW or at least not safe for lunch...

Of COURSE my fucking teats don't even lactate confidence. FML. :(

wtf