Some little kid thinks he's found a chewable vitamin...

Strips off his clothes and runs around the preschool hugging and biting people, yells gibberish at invisible kitties, then projectile vomits, rolls around the floor and falls asleep.

But it's preschool so nobody notices

I'm not good at math, but 100 minion sounds like a big number.

The red and blue megatrons mixed with vitamin c for flavor were the shit back in the day in the DMV.

I read that as "despicable estrogen"...

Gru really needed the money..

Back in my day, pills shaped like things were always shitty BZP/TFMPP. Nowadays, they’re like 250mg tabs. Wild.

Now we need Wall-E

For when you really want some Illumination.

Depends on how cut they are.