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When you see your shot (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (14 children)

Some little kid thinks he's found a chewable vitamin...

Strips off his clothes and runs around the preschool hugging and biting people, yells gibberish at invisible kitties, then projectile vomits, rolls around the floor and falls asleep.

But it's preschool so nobody notices

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    selling drugs that look like candy should be an extra crime…

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    Someone gave me a candy once and it was mdma without telling me.

    Fuck these people.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I do t believe that happened. Ecstasy is expensive for a single pill and you would know instantly it’s not candy because it tastes like under your sink smells.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Fr. Back in the day the way to "test" a pill when buying was to touch it to the tip of your tongue. If it was the most bitter horrible chemical ever, it was legit. XD

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    I still have an out pressed yellow BZP/TFMPP roll from my younger days, you’re totally right! I would lick that roll and then lick one of the tablets from the jar I bought, before test kits were a thing. I could tell immediately—if it was sour and horrible and burnt, it’d BZP… If not burnt and it just tastes like all your cleaning chems, it’s legit MDMA hahshs

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (3 children)

    So what I'm hearing is I could totally sell spironolactone as mama back in the day

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    Lol interestingly I take spironolactone, and no, it's DEFINITELY not as bad as e.

    E causes like, a physical shudder of revulsion, it's seriously horrible.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    Yeah I forgot that half of lemmy is on spiro lol. Ok more like a quarter, a lot of us are post op.

    And good to know. Spiro remains the worst thing I've ever tasted and the mint didn't help.

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