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[–] 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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    Where is the bottle of gin?

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    She would definitely be carrying a ppk, not what looks like a baretta. also, i don't see a coke spoon in ther.

    but I'm glad to see she's carrying a quarter in case she needs to call mom to pick her up, thats ver responsible.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    There's also a Totem Of Undying somewhere there

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Surprised she wouldn't be rocking the Webely.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Guess she had the royal butt plug inserted when this was snapped.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    She never carried cash and she had plenty of people to do the murdering for her.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

    I remember a documentary about the Queen's guard, where they mentioned that she did indeed carry small amounts of cash in her purse.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    What would you ever need that for if you never go out in public unaccompanied? It's not like the royal palace has vending machines 🤔

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    She keeps that thang on her.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    I feel like she’d also have a pack of 20 John Player Specials for emergencies and a voodoo doll of the current PM.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Being prepared for anything is why she lasted until she was 96 years old.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Foreign currency to keep them off her trail.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Severed shrunken head of an African child

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    She'd never drive around in a Mercedes.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    False. There is no brick to kill the crazy dog.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Too big of a pistol. Nobody carries Barretta in a purse.

    Also, where's the coke?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Yeah, this is how you know it's fake. She's the type for a pre-PP Walther. She'd also carry it in a case, because that's what gun owners in Europe generally do. Also, there's no reason for her to carry the coke, it's served on a silver platter on demand.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago*

    This must be from after the crown jewels were stolen. Explains the gun, too.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    I'd expect a wrench and screwdriver or two. At least she knew how to use them.

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