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[–] 20 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I never understood putting dirty money in your boobs,

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    All money is dirty. Nature of capitalism.

    But even if clean money existed, it would get all bloody and fatty abd gross the moment it went inside my boobs.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    Dude the most iconic TWO drinks in my culture are cocaine flavored.

    And whats wrong with stripper pussies? Many of them are lovely. Some of my favorite exes and professors have stripped. Were you inside for all of your twenties?

    the money rarely gets washed

    Neither does the inside of my tits.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    At least I can still pay with the money I keep in my underpants.

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  • [–] 51 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Gotta hire discord admins. They will take it gladly.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Too many employees licking the bills.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Its a big hastle to count $200 in sticky $1 bills, but strippers gotta shop too.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    i.e. No Tiddy Money

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Alright, prison wallet I guess.

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