Florida congresswoman has ectopic brain

she blames messaging from pro-abortion groups for delaying her treatment

That's at least silver medal level mental gymnastics right there.

Tl; Dr: Republican gets an abortion but it doesn't count when she does it

“There will be some comments like, ‘Well, thank God we have abortion services,’ even though what I went through wasn’t an abortion,” [Cammack] told the outlet.

This is surely just satirical poetry, come on, it's getting really hard to believe the shit that keeps happening.

tdlr:

Some woman in power helped make abortion illegal. That same women then said: "I want to abort my pregnancy, that's not an abortion. And if you say it is you're fear mongering and disinformation"

It's not an abortion, it's a special medical operation on my womb.

Obligatory “The Only Moral Abortion is My Abortion”

Republicans are never worth listening to for any reason.

Ok unfair, I would describe it, or I always believed it to be a leopard ironically eating your face I never would endorse seriously a leoparding eating a face, only as part of a prank basically.

Reap what you sow, cunt.

Oh hey look, that thing they warned us about would happen is happening and will continue to keep happening for the foreseeable future.

“There will be some comments like, ‘Well, thank God we have abortion services,’ even though what I went through wasn’t an abortion,” she told the outlet.

What else do you think taking the drug does other than abort the pregnancy?

Goddammit, how thick can you be?

There's no saving this one. What a dumbass.

Great, now see how all your "friends" at your party would rather want to see you die because Jesus wants it.