I think Tim Minchin, in his prime coined the saying: Alternative medicine is either:

1. Medicine that has not been proven to work Or
2. Medicine that has been proven not to work You know what they call alternative medicine that's proven to work? "Medicine"

Bullshit für Deutschland

yup it works

We need to find an bullshit to fossil fuels and plastic bags. You can’t just ignore these problems, and listen to bullshit rock all day long.

Yep, that works perfectly.

me and my doppelganger

"Shoot him! I'm the real Kolanaki!"

Gets shot

"How did you know?"

"If they were the real Kolanaki, they would have just said Kolanaki."

Are you calling Faith No More "bullshit metal" ? 😮

Well, to me it means "alternative to", so you can either have medicine or the alternative (to medicine). Alternative to facts is bullshit, so that checks out.

Control bullshit delete

You're right.

Also, add the word 'faith' to that list.

Alternative Right. Yup. That works.

Alternative energy sources. Hmm. Maybe not everything.

"OK LOOK for the last time I am not Alternativating you!!!"

Has anybody ever actually unironically said "alternative facts"?

Similar things could be said about things like "real" and "official."

Linux the alternative os to Windows?

but chevelle is not bullshit :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trinU3VD1Zo

Totally agree

you had to take a shower to come up with this?