Best we can do is some stern disapproving looks. If you get enough support, though, we can form a committee to look into the issue, determine that it is indeed a genuine problem, and then decide not to do anything about it.

No, but I like fish dicks.

I've had one.
It does not.
It tastes salty and orange.

Do you have any idea how hard it is for a brain parasite to order takeout?

Oh the grind. I misread the whiteboard as Grindr.

Nothing like casual death threats from your friendly local IDE AI assistant.

Yeah, it's one thing to be leery of men because any one of them could be dangerous. It's quite another to claim that men "tend to" defend rapists and child molesters unless it suits them.

... Maybe.

Life, death, either way I'm demoted to a tiny cubicle.

Leave me alone, I'm a chronic procrastinator.