oh and by the time you finish getting all this together the rules will have changed and you will have to start over.

The text on the image reads: What if you wanted to go to heaven but God said "please prepare your ID, proof of address, a copy of the ID, gym membership card, application form A, application form B, $225.14 in exact change, a third copy of ID and most importantly the nine forms detailed in section three of the eliminating bureaucracy act."

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[–] 22 points 1 year ago

I don't think this is the Good Place

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    "I was told you were all knowing. Why don't you just know me?"

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  • Passierschein A38

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Me: Send me to hell, then.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    new purgatory just dropped

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I have a pudding cup, Nike Decades and $5.75, are you going to open the gate for me?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Basically Franz Kafka - The Trial

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