One
Rich
Asshole
Called
Larry
Ellison

Oracle makes the worst database system ever imagined by anyone ever. Can't even insert multiple rows in the same statement, you have to put multiple insert statements and Oracle sues you for dreaming about any other database.

I cannot imagine any business leader crunching the numbers and concluding it's better to stay with Oracle. I would order an all-hands-on-deck effort to rejigger the company database needs to get out from under these parasites.

Only explanation I got it that they are unwilling to stall current projects and/or hire more backend devs while sorting it out. And yes, I am well aware it's a monstrous task, even for a small company.

SAP does this too. I watched as a ‘license enforcement’ mob conjured up an ‘ indirect user ‘ concept to charge a top 10 ( in our country) client $10million for misusing SAP software for payroll and finance. The group was called Global Customer Assistance or some similar euphemism. It was all bogus. The client immediately started a program to rip out all SAP software. To my knowledge this is now complete. This customer abuse program was started when a number of senior execs moved from Oracle to SAP in the US.

Much like Vampires, no sane person should ever invite Oracle into their home: Both are bloodsucking parasitical leeches, and you'll never be rid of the affliction.

Sounds like Ransomware

Good Work

Not really

Big businesses are all in cahoots with each other.

Everything is so expensive so they can spend that money on each other.

My job only exists because it was cheaper to hire several thousand tech workers to replace all the oracle products in house over several years than to keep using Oracle lmao

FUCK ORACLE

Oracle makes money. They don't care how.

Like backend Nintendo no it's not at fun as it sounds

That reporter is distractingly handsome