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[–] 41 points 1 year ago* (13 children)

Pizza is either toast or a sandwich.

Edit: So yes, I think you're right.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    So a hot dog is a taco, and a burrito is sushi.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It's a pie. Your chart is missing pie.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    A pie is just round toast or maybe round soup/salad/bread bowl.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Pies are defined by their crusts. A filled pie (also single-crust or bottom-crust), has pastry lining the baking dish, and the filling is placed on top of the pastry but left open. A top-crust pie has the filling in the bottom of the dish and is covered with a pastry or other covering before baking. A two-crust pie has the filling completely enclosed in the pastry shell.

    Regular pizza is bottom-crust, calzone is two-crust. That's my interpretation.

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    Funny af, and shows the flaw in these charts, that positioning and shape is not the only determining factor.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I think so, it’s just a flat bread with stuff on it. You could eat it with a knife and fork if you wanted!

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    If my grandma had wheels, could she be considered a bicycle?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    It's also valuable and round, so I consider pizza coin.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    You can consider anything to be something it's not, so yes.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    If I ask you for one of those things and you bring me the other, I would think you're a moron.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (4 children)

    Ask a topologist for a cup and they'll bring you a donut.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Ok, but who put them in charge of the menu?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Pizza is also, like other foods, apparently a salad.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    No, because the ingredients are raw before it's baked. Even a toasted sandwich is in ready-to-eat condition before it's toasted.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    What if it is the home made pizza using half an Italian loaf in place of the dough?

    What about pizza that involves prebaking the crust before adding sauce and toppings?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    An open-faced sandwich isn't even a sandwich.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    You're supposed to fold it, it's a taco.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    It's an open empanada

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  • Only if a pupusa is a calzone

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Stop! Just stop now!

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    If you fold it

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    You have it backwards. A open face Sammie is a pizza.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Maybe an Open faced sandwich is a pizza

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