It's basically German and English when spoken simultaneously by a madman with too much spit.

Tbh this is a kind of toddler-speak, full of grammatical weird and would never actually appear on a train station message board, which is entirely the joke.

But it has nothing to do with the actual dutch language. It's akin to photoshopping the menu of a Chinese restaurant in chinlish and then using that to comment on the actual Chinese language.

The owo at the end is what really sells it:-)

Blease

here is a previous thread about this image with a discussion about how accurate it is

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