The problem with this old chestnut is that nut-tapping yourself is way better than walking around with a mosquito bite on your ball sack.

I can be violent to the mosquitoes without hurting my nuts.

jokes on you, i'm into that shit.

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Mmmm yes very wise

-Mr Rogers

I used to have testicles, and I can confidently say it's possible to squeeze a mosquito to death between your fingers while it drinks your blood.

I've also heard legends of people flexing their muscles to pop a mosquito from the blood pressure. Someone should try using an erection to kill a mosquito.

You know that you can use both hands to kill flies and mosquitos easy-peasy, right? It just takes a modicum of patience, and you don't have to hit yourself at all.

In other words, you need to plan your violence, instead of being impulsive with it.