[–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I used to have testicles, and I can confidently say it's possible to squeeze a mosquito to death between your fingers while it drinks your blood.

I've also heard legends of people flexing their muscles to pop a mosquito from the blood pressure. Someone should try using an erection to kill a mosquito.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    I was going to point out crew might just prefer to use chopsticks normally, but then I remembered that my wooden chopsticks are lacquered and wouldn't produce splinters. But I guess the replicator could make chopsticks for traditional asian dishes even if the refrectory has reusable cutlery, just like Japanese restaurants provide disposable chopsticks to white people

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