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[–] 31 points 1 year ago (1 child)

You: using a public toilet

Me: power shitting my pants

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    And when two powershitters are present...

    Battleshits.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    It's mostly because of the paper.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I didn't used to have problems with this before I started having an on again off again situation with hemorrhoids. Now I've gotta be very choosy about what establishments I shit in lest I end up doing my best dramatic reenactment of when my partner still had a uterus.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Public restrooms don't have a bidet. It's the worst.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It’s always good to establish dominance inside the stall.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Some people power shit...

    Me: COMING IN HOT BOSS! CLEAR THE LZ! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY PAYLOAD RELEASE!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I can’t shit in public restrooms because I have to get completely naked

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  • Can't shit on company time without the power of public pooping

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  • [–] -1 points 1 year ago

    Yeah... You're the reason I don't use public bathrooms. Nasty ass mutha...

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