Private Bonespurs goes to war

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[–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

Trump to undress the nation over Iran Strikes? Who's this Iran? Is he gonna do us while we're undressed? Where are our clothes going to go? When can we get our clothes back? Do we have to go to work undressed? I need clarification soon cuz I gotta go to work. I can still see my clothes. Wait, is this a club thing? Is there an STD check before joining? Its mostly men isn't it?

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  • [–] 72 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

    When the draft is restored, they'll do it by Zip Code. Urban and poorer suburban kids go first.

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  • [–] 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Democrats will be prioritized for sacrifice.

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    [–] 49 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Fuck him and everything about him. He can't drop dead from a heart attack soon enough.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Why? Little late to say sorry. Is anything that is said going to change anything? Welcome to your 1984. Enjoy

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Did it look like Vance was actually disturbed by this? He looked off more than usual.

    He made his bed, but I wonder if he's having regrets

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Everyone who gets involved with the Donvict will have regrets. It's always a matter of when, not if.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    This is true, but I'm particularly interested in Vance's opinions right now. He's next in line if the geriatric bastard ever kicks the bucket.

    If he dumps the MAGA grift that would be good news in the long run. I don't expect him to, but at this point it would be nice

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Peter's puppet will do whatever Peter prescribes. Expecting corporal Bowman to ever do the right thing for the right reason would be a grave mistake.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Obviously he won't do the right thing as Peter's puppet. But he has a very good chance of becoming Peter.

    I'm only bringing it up because of how he looked on this talk. Man looked like he was gonna throw up, but that's all speculation

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  • [–] 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    He called Netanyahu "Bibi" in an official address? Jesus christ.

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    Oh please. Bad enough he did it now we gotta listen to him rant about it? And whatever 27 other subjects he drags into it? It's all lies anyway.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Trump to Tell a Bunch of Lies Again. Ftfy.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    The address:

    "Nobody's going to stop me."

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    The address: “I’m waiting for Netanyahu to tell me when to strike next”.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Trump gets to channel Alfonse Capone again. C'mon Don, walk and talk like a mob boss some more.

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