Onion article idea: Among rising prices in server costs, Amazon is moving away from addictive MMOs and is transitioning to manufacturing methamphetamines. "It provides the same result with less overhead cost"

Our Studio 5 team just released Courtroom Chaos: Starring Snoop Dogg as the launch title in Luna

No idea how this failed.

... continue their focus on more casual and AI-focused games ...

I ain't going to forget the waiting line on Lost Ark lads! The grind, the cursing and the difficulty of finding players to do the bosses. Sad.