Seems pretty normal especially solo hiking

Add a rope loop around the machete handle and your wrist. Just in case a "non-bear" tries grabbing it from you. Be vigilant!

Those kids got mind f’ed

What?! That's how I hike! (and no joke, though sometimes it's a rifle/shotgun instead)

Respect. Imagine being famous before you can even form your personality? She has probably never felt safe in public in her entire life.

Imagine you're in the wood and accidentally stumble upon big game at close quarters. Michelle knows. Michelle's got this, dude!

Tbf that's pretty much the best way to enjoy the outdoors.

Usually my machete is sheathed but same

Did you grow up some some sort of post modern thriller?

I don't see the problem

Pizza! P I Z Z A

Very relatable, I have spent much time in the woods with a beer in one hand and a machete in the other. If anyone is concerned, I just tell them I'm waiting for the zombies to show up.

She's badass

I feel seen