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[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Add a rope loop around the machete handle and your wrist. Just in case a "non-bear" tries grabbing it from you. Be vigilant!

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[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Maybe a lanyard attached to the drink too. I don't anymore, but that, uh, would have come in handy on some past camping trips

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[–] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A deer?

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[–] NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 1 point 1 year ago

Oh deer

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[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I think they mean like a more clean cut gay man. Those guys are always snatching machetes.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

a “non-bear”

Here we call them "twinks"

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[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Lmao, indeed. If they were the concern, she'd only need a pamphlet about Jesus vs the machete 😂

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