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[–] 33 points 1 year ago

Dumbass doesn't recognize his own patronus

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Rather than a 5G horse it seems more like it's just cloaked?

    It would be cool if it was just a grass stain, but I guess it would just be the four hoof prints in the grass. Nothing so spectacular.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I didn't even know you could get vaccinated against 5G. Hope they made it

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Hi ho Faraday!

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    [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Look at our horse, our horse is amazing

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 1 year ago
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    Copper netting? 🤷‍♂️

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    That's Frank, he's mostly harmless, just hasn't been the same since the accident...

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Get the degausser!

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    What if we feed it some vaccines?

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    [–] 33 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    If you ride a 5G horse into a tunnel, does your call still drop?

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  • [–] [S] 12 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Asking the important questions. While I'm not an expert in the matter, I've been told your phone is at risk of exploding from it's strength

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Eh, I'm probably better off without it. The phone I mean, not the 5G horse. Who wouldn't want one of those?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    The 5g strength or the horse strength?

    Edit; 5g, not phones.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Even if you do decimate it, you've still got a 4.5G horse to deal with. What'cha gonna do then?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Don't fear, it's just your NEIGHbor.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The fuck is that last photo?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Yeah, I'm neither vaccinated for 5G horses

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Oh thank goodness, I thought it was gonna be 5G whores..

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    There's a night rider pun in here somewhere, but I'm not finding it.

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