Does he actually think this, or was it an attempt at comedy?

He's right, they weren't sick.

They were dead. The past was really so much better. Damn vaccines letting kids survive.

Man, conservatives are so fucking stupid. They seem to think any thought they have in their head is gospel from God. Fucking morons. Way to fuck your entire country over America. It was a good run. This is why we let the adults make decisions in the rest of the world. Playground bullies do not make good leaders.

Jeez he should have just stayed as a stapler.

Did you know Pluto didn't exist in the 19th century? Because objects only come into existence once discovered.

Also, Pangea is a myth. Continental drift didn't start until late 1960s

And another lie I don't see mentioned here: Rob Schneider was never a kid. He was a stapler.

Well that's just patently false.

Kids are walking bags of snot and disease, every parent that doesn't hire a nanny like this prick knows this

Sure maybe in his small town.