If one of those was filled with Horsey Sauce I would suckle like a newborn calf.
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I'm fine with the condiment udders, but these fools made the containers of mustard and mayo the same color. Madness!
At least they're labelled.
McDonald's just colour code their condiments, which is great unless you're colorblind in which case they're indistinguishable.
Its all fun and games untill someone invents...
... the condiment cloaca.
that'd be a great way to dispense my ketchup/bbq/curry sauce
This reminds me of once when I went to Arby's. (I know it's popular to hate on them, but other than being expensive I consider them fine.) The server, intending to offer me an array of sauces, asked me "Arby's ketchup horsey?" It took me a moment to even parse that that was a question, let alone what was being asked.
if other restaurants had a horsey sauce equivalent i'd never feel i needed to go to arby's
ooo we should contact the Melbourne Museum and get an expert to help us design it.
Hah!
I imagine a practical version would basically be 2 or 3 or 4 of those kinds of squeeze bottles that are connected via a joining nozzle, and then basically one uh 'nipple tube' after that.

Something like this shape, though this specifically is for 3d printers... presumably you could join together like chemistry lab tubing in something like this shape, with the right expoy?
Even better version.
Why don’t bakers refer to their piping bags as frosting udder?
It looks like they put condoms on the end of condiment bottles
I've seen the condiment udders in the U.S.
It was at Knoebels Amusement Resort in Pennsylvania.
I just saw these for the first time at my state fair. They did indeed attach a wooden cow above it, and these were the udders.
Dirty Human hands will be yanking on my mayonnaise tube until a white sauce comes out that they stick in their mouths and masticate with...
That is all I'll say...
This is often seen at events here, used behind the tray only, to squeeze sauce on the cardboard thingy. Entirely hygienic. Never seen that for use by customers.
In olden days money were these physical objects that we would touch. Madness!
I noticed there isn't a hot sauce udder. I wonder why that is?
Where did that poster grow up never having seen those before?
I live in Europe and I've never seen these in my life.
I live in Europe and I've seen them in almost every hot dog shop ("korvkiosk" in Swedish) I'v been to.
I live in Australia, but have travelled a bit. First time I saw these was at an Oktoberfest event in the UK a year or so ago. I asked where the sauce was and the server pointed at the “udders”. Having never seen anything like it before I just looked right past them, not expecting the sauce bottles to be hanging from the ceiling.
But now I’ve seen them, I love it!
We used to have similar ones at AFL games when I was a kid. I once stuck my (four’n twenty) pie onto the end and injected it with tomato sauce. Worked really well. Again, I was very young.
You can often find these at certain stalls in your local seasonal German/Bavarian Christmas market/villages.
Usually ones that sell hamhocks


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