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[–] 60 points 1 year ago (12 children)

If one of those was filled with Horsey Sauce I would suckle like a newborn calf.

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  • [–] 59 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Horsey Sauce certainly sounds like something you would suck from a big dangling horse cock.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I sure hope we get to that level of body modification in my lifetime. Imagine you unzip their pants with your teeth, only to be met by a monster, which makes you ecstatic enough, and then (!!!) you get to taste some delicious flavor of milkshake at the finish line.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    ENJOY MY TRIPLE MINT HERBAL TEA I RAN OUT OF OOLONG SORRY

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    LOL! We you the one who wrote the brilliant review of Arby's steak bites?

    I share your passion, but for the red sauce instead. Only reason I go to that place.

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