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[–] 48 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Nah, he’ll stroke out by then

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    No fucking way. Given the GOP's streak the last decade or so, he's just a few days away from brain transplanting into some poor Guatemalan teenage boy they snatched off the street last week in Chicago.

    I envy the lucky bastards in the timeline who were wiped out by nukes back in the 80's. Way better than circling back to Nazis.

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    [–] 33 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Won't the next pres nominally be sworn in on Jan 2029? So as long as Trump keeps a pulse, he'll be pres in 2028. F bannon, but that's a dumb headline

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    [–] 25 points 1 year ago*

    Just to be clear, these are the same assholes who spent four years complaining (correctly) that Biden was too old to be President?

    Not that this fact would persuade a single one of them to stop being an ass. Hypocrisy is a feature for fascists, not a bug.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    You mean his golden corpse will be symbolically made to represent the glorious leader for all eternity?

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    [–] 18 points 1 year ago

    The secret ingredient is cheating.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    No concepts of a plan?

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    Probably they'll push Donald Trump Jr on the ballot to get idiots to think they're voting for the old fuck, and use him in name only.

    Also being pedantic, of course Trump is going to be president in 2028, his term ends on January 20th, 2029 (if he isn't removed from office or not alive before then)

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    His mate Vlad has given him some ideas. Will he step down to VP but keep his power?

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