Serving Size: Two Tic Tacs (to stay under the "it contains sugar" limit)
Serving Size: 1/3 Pizza (who the f. eats a third of a pizza?)
Serving Size: 250ml (on a 330ml can of sugary soda)
Serving Size: Two Tic Tacs (to stay under the "it contains sugar" limit)
Serving Size: 1/3 Pizza (who the f. eats a third of a pizza?)
Serving Size: 250ml (on a 330ml can of sugary soda)
That means I'm a party of one according to a the chips.
There's a party in my belly, and the whole bag of chips / cheeze puffs is invited!
All fun and games till the heartburn shows up and everyone has to escape out the back door.
Not usually an issue for me. My heartburn trigger used to be acids (e.g. pizza sauce) too close to bed, but after I lost some weight, I basically don't get heartburn anymore.
That said, I very much avoid anything with much hot spice. Anything that I think might burn on the way out doesn't make it in.
Even though corporations play with labels, I still think of it as "this single food item is not a substitute for a meal."
But it's silly to assume people will split most of this crap. It's not like a bag of chips you can roll up for later, it's molten-frozen astronaut food.
also like, in this case it's literally fucking lasagna, if that isn't a meal what the fuck is?
I identify as meat lovers pizza.
A dietician and a marketing associate, locked in a room, no weapons, bare fists.
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