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More Than Human Theodore Sturgeon Richard M. Powers (Illustrator)

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[–] 6 points 1 year ago*

Reminds me of an old flash video by Jim Ether hosted on thefriendsociety called "Don't touch the pan." It lasted about 5 seconds, looped, and is no longer available for our viewing pleasure, but it was scripted as thus:

Person 1: "Don't touch the pan! The pan's hot."
Person 2: "I'm going to touch the pan."
Person 2 touches the pan.
Person 2 screams in agonizing pain at probably 10x decibels louder than the rest of the speech.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    How about, "oh fuck, my carpal tunnel is back at it again" or something.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Ah! the one Theodore Sturgeon story I did not need to read, as I experiecd it in real life!

    Dude..

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Alex, taking his food from grandma's oven.

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